Men’s suits suck!

Breaking news: it’s 92 degrees out and I’m dressed like I have a board meeting inside a volcano 🌋

Men’s summer fashion:

• Suit jacket = personal sauna

• Dress pants = heat trap

• “Breathable fabric” = lies

Meanwhile, women are out here in a breezy sundress catching wind like a sailboat ⛵ living their best life.

I’m over here negotiating with my own body like:
“Alright team, let’s not sweat through the shirt before 10am… we’ve got a reputation to maintain.”

At this point I don’t even want casual Friday… I want “everyone dresses like they’re going to a beach cookout” Monday through Thursday.

Let me live. Let my knees feel freedom. Let the breeze prosper.