Vol. 1 · Issue No. 1 · Comedy That Barely Survived
Slightly Deceased Dad's
Life just fucking sucks now · Sports & shit from the recliner
Officially mediocre · Limited shame · Worn under jackets

The Merch Morgue

Tees, hats, mugs, and other regrets. Made in small batches by people who barely care. Wear it loud, wash it cold, and don't tell us when it falls apart.

Embalming products...